What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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