Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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