he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
