I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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