don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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