Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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