i think my mom watched the whole time
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
