So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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