So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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