Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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