They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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