Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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