Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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