If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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