oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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