she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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