I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just saw a hot homeless man
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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