Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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