It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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