Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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