thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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