I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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