Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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