I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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