were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
All the doctor said was why
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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