you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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