going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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