are you still at the devil's house?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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