your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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