it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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