i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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We were destined to go to rehab together
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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