and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize