I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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