Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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