i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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