I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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