The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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