So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
God I need to hump something, right now.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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