There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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birth control should be required to get into college
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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