I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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