Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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