you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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