i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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