Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Randomize
