I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
So. Much. Porn.
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