I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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