I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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