How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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