Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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