How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
how drunk are you?
Several
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
