idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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