just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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