Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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