We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Two words: blizzard sex
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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