Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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