well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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